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stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast
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Hey Erin I found a comic I did for science class in 7th grade about static electricity where we’re both chibis with cat ears omg I’m going to vomit
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
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The Toyota commercial just came on and I’m screaming
I.
AM.
DEAD.
5,070 notes (via king-brooke & weredoc)
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one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
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